‘Call For Fun’ movie review: Nothing. That’s all we have to say

Directed By: Janak Toprani
Produced By: Hardik Patel
Cast: Zaan Khan, Aashish Gade, Charu Asopa, Shubhangi Mehrotra, Prasad Shikhare
Duration: 2 hours 06 minutes
Bollywood Bubble Rating: 0.5/5

1. Gareebon ka Ali Zafar aaya.
2. Meet Zaan Khan aka Yash Mehra. He has a rich dad and an annoying girlfriend.
3. So basically, he has everything and nothing.
4. Yash Mehra says he is India’s own Mark Zuckerberg. *Hiccups*
5. His mom calls him Puchku. *The Bengali self awakens*
6. Meet his horny friend, Lucky. (Prashant Kanaujia)
7. Lucky lends money to his friend. In lieu, he would want to be set up with his friend’s girlfriend’s sister.
8. Honey Singh rightly wrote, “Kudiyon ka laga hai buffet, chahe jo tum kar lo choose”.
9. Also meet his girlfriend Sush (Charu Asopa) who will ditch him later and zakhmi dil ki wasi Anu (Shubhangi Mehrotra) who will heal him.
10. Yes, I gave the climax away.
11. It’s dialogue time.
12. The success rate of a first date is directly proportionate to the holes in your shorts. What?
13. Iss sheher mein, gadi ho ya TV, raste mein nikaloge toh koi na koi toh thokega hi. What?
14. I wrote ‘what’ twice, but screamed ‘what’ 20000 times.
15. Yash Mehta’s business has gone wrong and they’ve now set up an adult phone friendship line.
16. Someone is demanding Priyanka ka figure, Anushka ka andaaz aur Katrina ke kapde.
17. 36-34-36. Aaj raat 10:30, madcaps theatre. Wahan light bahot jati hai.
18. That was someone’s vital statistics or someone’s address?
19. Their phone service is called Call@fun.
20. –Aap Apne pati se kya kehte hai?
    -Chup raho!
    -Aap Apne boyfriend se kaise baat karte ho?
    -Kya kahun, aap khud hi samajh jao!
21. One woman has come to audition as a phone- girlfriend.
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22. Masti karni hai toh phone pe kyun? Yehin aa jao na mere Romeo! Main tumhare kapde utar dungi. What?
23. Matwalee Mina. Naughty Neena. Lovely Laila. What?
24. -Hi. I’m raunchy Rita
    – Hi, I’m Jignesh
25. Jab bhi awaz lagayenge, aayega daudke paisa. Song. Ever.
26. It’s interval.
27. Varun Dhawan’s hanging upside down in his Lux Cozi underwear. Oh wait, this is an ad.
28. We are back.
29. There’s a gunda. His father was a Supari dealer. He has expanded his father’s business. So, he’s Dabla (or doubla) Supari.
30. We’ve an interesting man on the phone.
31. –Mere liye pehli bar hai.
    –Virgin ho?
    -Nahi, phone pehli bar Kiya hai.
32. Mujhe likhna aata hai, par padhna nahi,” – Doubla Supari
33. Hero ki girlfriend dhokebaaz nikli. She wants him to cancel MBA plansand get married instead. They break up.
34. Desi Zuckerberg and Dabla Supari have collaborated for the friendship line business.
35. Phone pe baat karne ke liye log chahiye? Bhindi bazaar se Bulaya hai na! What?
36. Desi Zuzkerberg is in love again.
37. ‘Nigah’ is a nice song.
38. Men spend half the time realising they’re in love,and rest in contemplating how to tell the girl. #TimeOver
39. Kanun todne walon ko kanoon se saza milti hai. Par bharose todne ki saza bharosa karne walon ko milti hai. *Tears*
40. Imagine your right hand injured with a bullet and your friend asking you, “Are you okay?”
41.  –Main Sush ke engagement mein yeh strapless gown pehnu?
    -Nahi, gownless strap pehen le.
    
    What?
42. I’m hungry.
43. I’m sleepy.
44. I’m tired.
45. Oh, it’s just 1 pm.
46. Sirf ek hi cheez hai jo branded nahi hai. Hamara Dil.
47. Jab bhi sunoge, dil dhak dhak toh karta hai. Par andar se woh bahot akela hai.
48. Madhuri Dixit, are you listening?
49. Climax time.
50. Call@Fun became call@life, a friendship line for old, lonely people.You’re still scrolling down? Go, get a life!

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